Bulgarian Humor: Helpful Policemen

A lost foreign tourist approaches two Bulgarian police officers in Sofia asking them for the directions.

He first asks in English. The cops, who don't speak any foreign languages, fail to understand anything.

The tourist then asks in French, in German, in Italian, in Spanish... Still nothing from the policemen. Frustrated, he walks on.

"We should really start studying foreign languages...," says one of the Bulgarian policemen.

"No, we shouldn't, they are totally useless," goes the other,"Look at this guy! He knows so many, and they still got him nowhere..."

From Novinite.com

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